One day at High School I don't know why but I didn't particularly want to do any swimming on this day in the school swimming pool it was cold and I was bored. Anyway it seemed a good idea at the time just to slightly mention that I thought I had cramp coming on. Unfortunately it was within earshot of a Scottish classmate who was lifesaver trained and taught to react on an emergency and she was built like a big mountain woman. Then only a small girl flew out of the pool then she threw mme out on to the grass, put in the recovery position. She pummelled away at my shins manipulating my foot making me feel like a complete fraud and a very embarrassed teenager. So it is never a good idea to tell porkies.