Or a keyboard version of Poohsticks where we throw them in the river on the upstream side of Foots Cray bridge then race back across the road (remembering to look right, left and right again and WALK across the road in case any children are watching), order a pint from Danielle, run out into the garden without spilling any and drink the pint before the keyboards go past.

The person whose keyboard goes past last pays for the pints

watcha reckon?