The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #63141 Message #2954373
Posted By: GUEST,geea
29-Jul-10 - 07:21 AM
Thread Name: Req: 'I like myself. I think I'm grand' (I'm a Nut
Subject: I'm a little acorn brown
I'm a little acorn brown,
Lying on a dusty ground.
Everybody steps on me.
That is why I'm cracked, you see.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
I called myself on the phone
Just to see if I am home.
I asked myself for a date,
At the latest half past 8.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
I like myself. I think I'm grand.
I go to the movies and I hold my hand.
I wrap my arms around my waist.
If I get fresh, I slap my face.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
I can sing and I can dance.
I've got ruffles on my—
Oops! Boys, take another guess.
I've got ruffles on my dress.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut.