I like Marty Stuart
I like ELO
And I think Billy Jackson is
The greatest thing you know
Yeah, I love Dougie, Queen, and Eddi
And Days of Future Passed
But if there's anybody that don't like Oasis
You can kiss my ass!

Cause I think what they've done is well worth doing
And they're doing in the best way that they can
You're the only one that you are screwin'
When you put down what you don't understand

Now I ain't saying they're the first or the last
But if there's anybody that don't like Oasis
They can kiss me ass!

Pucker up!