...was at an antique steam and gas show yesterday and had an opportunity to sing this but bowed out because I could not remember some of the verses. Here are a couple of mine...somebody please correct or add to them if you know them.

I heard tell that you were religious,
A real holy roller from your head to your toes,
But I found out you were just foolin,
When you said grace before pickin your nose!

Where or where are you tonight.....

The other night after the hoe-down,
We drove up to our parking place,
I wrapped my arms around you wanting to hold you,
You popped a zit, hit me square in the face.

Where or where are you tonight....

The other night after the square dance,
I was felling particularly bold,
With my arm 'round you I pulled you closer,
You raised your armpits and I blacked out cold.