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Thread #123911   Message #2958099
Posted By: GUEST,leeneia
04-Aug-10 - 01:23 PM
Thread Name: BS: What went Big Bang?
Subject: RE: BS: What went Big Bang?
Here's my theory.

Think of all the objects in our world which disappear, get 'mislaid' suspiciously often, or multiply mysteriously. For example, socks, scissors, contact lenses, wire coat hangers.

These objects do not seem to obey Newton's laws. (I call them 'perverse objects.) The reason is that they are being sucked into anti-space to be material for the next big bang.

If you have ever sewn clothes, you will know what I mean. How can the scissors, which were lying next to the sewing machine, make their way to the other side of the room and then hide themselves UNDER A LARGE PIECE OF PATTERN PAPER?

It happens all the time.

When the gravitational field of perverse objects becomes large enough, it will suck everything else in. Galaxies, measuring cups, the Statue of Liberty, even you and me. When the final object (probably a shaky egg) is engulfed, there will be another cataclysm.

As they say on educational TV, 'And so the cycle begins anew.'