My Beautiful Wife, a professional pianist who is, I'll say, "functionally ambidextrous", and as an organist, ambifootstrous too, is not much help to me in my car's passenger seat as navigator. If she says, "Turn left," I'll confidently ease into the right lane and turn right.

What's more, we have lived in our present house about thirty years now, and she's STILL not oriented to the directions.

All of this from a lovely, brilliant, well-educated, cultured lady of the world!

Dave Oesterreich