I know what Heisenberg meant when he said that observing a thing changes it. If you've ever tried to photograph your cat, you know that she tenses up and loses her adorable expression as soon as you point the camera at her.

I have two tuners, both of them in black cases. They appear and disappear constantly. Mere coincidence, or Schroedinger's black box in another guise?

I am convinced that somewhere in space there is a singularity which is being circled by a cloud of small, black tuners.