It was Chongo who mentioned Angelina Jolie, not me. When will you people get it through your thick heads that Chongo thinks for himself independently from me? He is his own ape. I may have created his persona originally, but he has his own separate agenda and it does not necessarily resemble mine in any way at all.

He, for instance, isn't interested in Winona Ryder at all. I don't think I've ever heard him mention her name.

As for Angelina Jolie, she's clearly a fine looking woman, but she's not one that I focus on to any great extent. I merely acknowledge the fact that she is a fine looking woman (and a good actress), and I leave it at that. She doesn't haunt my fantasies.

Chongo thinks entirely differently from me. I know how he thinks, and it's very differently from me. That's what I find refreshing about him. The same goes for Shane...but along a completely different tangent, obviously.

If Shane and Chongo ever met, I expect they would each regard the other with a mixture of contempt, horror, and disgust. ;-) Shane would be fascinated, though, by the fact that "The monkey can talk!" He'd want to take Chongo back to Blind River and show him off to the locals and win bets with him. Chongo, on the other hand, would not be fascinated by Shane. He would regard him as a vile piece of worthless trash littering the street.