You ingrate!! You useless jadrool!! You insensitive, wretched, misbegotten half-assed excuse for a psychic presence!! Do you have ANY idea how much sheer effort has gone into keeping Mom's place alive and interesting so that you would feel welcome and exhilarated whenever you made up you precious mind to come back from Cuba or whatever other commie nest you had gone gallivanting off to!!!??


Really, I am very glad you're back, but why don't you go back out and try that entrance again? Before Mom wakes up?


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