Well, Rapaire, you have choies in all this. One, you could learn to spell Raparee, or even Rappereeeee.

Alternatively you could learn to accept with grace when someone bothers to create a beautiful work of literate art in your worthless name.

Third, you could insist on your misbegotten abuse of all rules of English pronunciation and go ahead and recite the poem using "Rapppparheeee!" at the end of each line. It would murder the aesthetics, but that should be no barrier to a man of your experience.


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