Well, of course my dog don't hunt... Sniff... My dog is dead... I miss that dog, too... Best dog that ever was, he was... I remember goin' to get him when he was just a pup... He had them big brown eyes that said "take me home... daddy" and so I took him home and we became the best of buddies and then I fell down the well and...

What dog you talkin' 'bout, LH...

Heck, who needs a dog... I gotta sumabichin' fox who thinks he lives here... Might of fact, ahhhh, he does live here until I gives him some lead poisonin' (wink, wink)...

But nevermind that fox... I'll shoot the little trouble maker whne he's ready to get shot...

But real sorry that yer dog is useless, LH... When they get that way ya' gotta give 'um pep talks an' play ball with 'um and play towell with 'um... I love playin' towell with dogs... They all take it so seriously??? What's that about??? You drop the towell in the yard and they walk over it like it weren't there... You pick it up and it takes on life and them dogs just gotta have to have it???

I know, I know... The dogs prolly sittin' 'round talkin' about how dumb we are...

B~