The whole thing, as I have been taught by MY marching band (this must be a band thing) is...

Hi, my name is Joe. (Hi Joe!)
I've got a house... (Nice house!)
...two kids and one spouse and I work. (Where do you work?)
In a button factory and one day. (One day.)
My boss came up to me and said,
(in unison)
"Hey Joe! Are you busy?"
I said, "No."
He said, "Good! Push the button with you're right elbow."