OK, OK, OK can't we just agree that the bloody dragon needs therapy?

There aren't too many therapists who specialise in dragons (even in the USA as they're too busy with Lindsay Lohan and the rest of the Hollywood set).

Jack Paper has an obligation, as I see it, to look after the dragon rather than just dump him when he's finished with him - how crass is that?

I mean, do Dragons have social workers? (In UK, everyone else has - all he has to do is prove he doesn't belong here and is in danger wherever else he might go - they'll even refurbish his cave and give him money to go into business).

Failing that, tell him to 'get over it' - life is just NOT that bleak if you're a dragon. Maggie Thatcher did quite well . . .

Anyway, lunchtime is over and I've got to stop thinking about the under-privileged.