The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #131333 Message #2962461
Posted By: GUEST,josep
10-Aug-10 - 07:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Cat Came Back!
Subject: RE: BS: The Cat Came Back!
I forgot to mention that my cat can teleport himself. I keep his dish full all day in case he wants to snack. I saw his dish was almost empty so I went to the hall closet where I keep a bag of dry food on the top shelf. On the bottom shelf, I keep towels. I have to shut the door when I remove the food because he'll jump into the towels and I don't want loose fur all over my towels. Well, I forgot to shut the door so after I filled his dish, I was walking back to the hall closet and there he was in a crouch and I could see he was about to leap. Before I could warn him off, he leapt into the closet. "Hey, get outta there!" I said. I started rooting through the towels saying, "Come on, get down now!" But there was no cat. I bent down and checked the shelf--no cat. I looked on the other shelves even though he never jumps on those but he wasn't there either. I was like, "What the hell?" Then I looked back down the hall and there he was at the very end of the hall just sitting very still watching me. "How did you get all the way down there without me seeing you?" I asked. He slowly got up and strolled very leisurely towards me and walked between my feet purring and wrapping his tail around one leg and then the other. "Ok, I give," I said. "How'd you do that?" But magicians never give up their secrets.