Well, it was good while it lasted: a total lack of Shame. But he's back, old buddy-boy is back. The cancerous, running sore on the fair face of Ontario, the bad breath of Blind River, the man who put the "whore" in "Tim Horton's", the nasty know-nothing of the North Channel! Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to re-re-re-introduce the one, the only

SHAME MCBRIDE!!!

Poster child for the hoser industry, Shame has set records for the number of time he has been treated for STDs. He has some of the strangest crimes on record with the OPP. He is the ONLY person ever rejected by "Playboy" magazine for being ugly (it flew out of his grimy hands all on its own). Declared a Violation by the World Health Organization, he has spread more pestilence than all the wharf rats in the world. Let's give him a big round of something...applause, maybe....