Hey Rap-POOP? You there? I know what yer problem is, man. You are all ate up with flippin' envy whenever you think of me, Shane McBride, cos I am everything you always wanted to be but you didn't have what it flippin' takes, eh? I am a livin' legend in his own mind and a majrly cool dude with a killer body and a repitation among the ladies that don't have no flippin' pier! I am the dog's bone, man.

And what are you?

A flippin' liberrian! Ha! Ha! Ha! How can a man even be a liberrian? Holy flip. Looser City, eh? I would pity you, but I can't flippin' be botttherd givin' someone like you none of my simpathy.

Too bad fer you. I would help you out, man, but I'm afeard that in yer case it is just too late, eh? You are beyond rendition. Hey, man, ajjust yer pointy glasses, go check out yer flippin' card catellog, and tell them rowdie boys in the corner to "SHHHHHHH!"

LOL! I am rollin' on the floor here!   

- Shane