Sucks eh? I used to be able to work on my old Ford truck straight six in the rain... just get in and close the hood. Now, my Visa card is the only thing I can get in there and still close the hood.

And the old Dodge slant six... never burned as much gas as the new fangled RAM TOUGH crap. Who needs MORE towing power? Toooo many horses is horseshit.

And all the computers... sensors... satellite connections... didn't buy an extended warranty? Well, our computer is gonna fuck your computer the day your warranty expires.

Yeah, I know... but they can. I guess ya just gotta trust the big auto companies to do what is right, eh?