Yes friends, your underwear are under attack!!!

So I'm listening to the news and it seems that a high school in California has banned thong underwear. I'm not sure how underwear affect SAT scores and I don't think I want to know either. I understand the schools having a dress code, but aren't we going off the deep end just a bit? However if there is a job available for "U-Trou Inspector"....I am available. I didn't hear if this was gender specific and I'm wondering how they treat those radicals like myself who don't wear any.

Some student said they had the "right" to wear any underwear they choose as this is a personal statement. Actually, I've never encountered talking underwear. Edible, yes....Talking, no.......and generally making a statement in your underwear is a messy affair anyway.

I think I'll be dropping them a note later to apply for the "Panty Patrol." No more thongs huh? How will we have any wrestling in the Jello Pit at the tavern now? What will Mick stuff? I mean the spud will drop right out of a pair of boxers...........LET'S STAND TOGETHER and say, IT WON'T HAPPEN HERE!!!! So let's just check....what are YOU wearing????

Spaw