I feel personally responsible for it all; I will therefore be willing to stand as the Icon of All Blame, for a nominal fee of $5 per sling, arrow, jibe, jab, finger-point, accusation, or other act of blame. Please notify my office to make arrangements in advance of any inteded date of such act and ensure you have counted correctly. As Icon of Blame, no credit may be extended, and payments must be made in cash, check, money order or Paypal transfer in advance of actual blaming. Unpaid blames will be assiduously prosecuted.