I knew all along that Amos was really to blame for it all, I just didn't want to come out point blank and say so, because he's my friend. ;-)

But Amos himself has stepped bravely forward and volunteered the information. Note that he expects to profit by this shameless disclosure! What an outrageous scoundrel the man is! How shall we punish him, this malefactor who is responsible for all of humanity's collective woes plus climate change and continental drift? What punishment could possibly make up for all that?

As an aside, Barack Obama, Al Gore, Sarah Palin and all the headliners who usually get blamed for the stuff we're all worried about can breathe easier now, knowing that they are off the hook since Amos has taken full responsibility for the calamities they would normally get blamed for. That just goes to show that every cloud has a silver lining, eh? ;-) I bet Obama will sleep well tonight for the first time in months.