I saw a Captain Beefheart album once, many years ago. I believe the title was "Lick My Decals Off, Baby". Or something like that. He looked like one wild, mean, and crazy guy...a biker's biker.

Someone similar to him (I presume) once wrote on a washroom wall in a greasy spoon on the road to North Bay. What he had written (printed, actually)there was:

"I LIKE TO F*CK, FIGHT, RIDE HARLEY'S, AND RAISE HELL!".

Someone else had written underneath it...

"Yeah, but what do you do for excitement?"

Nice comeback! We don't get enough subtle humour on washroom walls these days.