The fact is, Spaw used to attempt at least to wear underwear, but they all got burned off by a process rather similar to spontaneous combustion...I don't have to explain why, do I? So now he simply goes without, and has put the extra money aside to buy that lava lamp he so desperately wanted...the one that's looks like a transparent figure of Richard Nixon in the nude.

Ath for thongth, I think we could uthe a lot more of them. Thath my opinion, and if you don't like it, you can go thcrew yourthelveth. And tho can that thtupid thchool in California!

By the way, thongs are the least of it. I was playing a gig the other night, and broke my G-string...in the middle of a song called "I Got Nothin' To Hide From You". It was very embarrassing! As Dylan said, "the naked truth is still taboo whenever it can be seen".