On the war thing, what'll happen is the Secret Service will burst into Obama's bedroom at 3 o'clock some morning and tell him to unplug himself from Reggie Love. They'll say Israel has just bombed Iran and is waiting for Obama's statement of support before they launch the nukes. The SS will be standing there with their Israeli-made Uzis in their hands, and Obama will have his dick in his, and he'll cave. He'll give them one of his pencil-necked nods and that'll be the end of 20 million people.

And it really will happen that fast. More than 2/3rds of Wall Street stock exchanges are now done via flash trading. In May, the Dow lost 10% of value in just 10 minutes. And any initial exchange in a war will be just as fast. Netanyahu is going to get Obama into so much trouble so quickly that no one'll ever be able to sort it out. Saudi Arabia's already given Israel permission to fly offensive sorties over their airspace, so it's just a matter of time. Probably in the dark on the moon in October (dark of the moon is when stealth weapons work best). I think that's Oct 7. That'll be Obama's October Surprise before the mid-term elections.

Or maybe he'll say no. Maybe he'll make a stand (on his knees, in bed, with his dick in his hand) and show the kind of resolve JFK did. The coward Eisenhower warned about the "military-industrial complex" as he left office, but then JFK tried to actually do something about the situation and got killed for his efforts. Maybe Obama, fortified by a fresh dose of Viagra, will say no in the face of the Uzis and Israel will have to go it alone.