(paraphrased) Jesus was walking down the road when he met a man. "I have come to die for your sins!", Jesus said. "Then, " replied the man,"What am *I* to die for?"
Jesus paused for a moment in thought, then too out a small notebook.
"If I may have your name & address, an answer will be sent to you."


from "Jesus Christs" by AJ Langguth

(I have the book, but can't put my hands on it right now for the exact quote"