*I* want to know what the re-entry coefficients are for custard.

(I once suggested in jest to a self-described wannabe 'soldier of fortune that we settle wars by issuing bags of marshmallows to soldiers, and declaring then 'out' when they had 'X' amount of dusty white spots on them. He looked thoughtfully, then said..."Yeah, that might work...for awhile.. then some bastard like me would come along and put a rock inside each one, and off we'd go again.")