Thou shalt seize any opportunites which present themselves to make bodhran 'players' eat their 'instruments' - with tomato sauce if they're just irritating but 'dry' if they're downright annoying.

Mine is already red - no need for ketchup.

And just how is a bodhran to be heard on the Mudcat?

Thou shalt not denegrate bodhrans, banjos, didgereedoos, spoons and melodeons. Until after we have replayed the recording of your efforts! To You! What sauce would you like with the CD you are about to digest?