Down On Barky's Farm by Bert
Chorus 1:
down on Barky's Farm
down on Barky's Farm
There are sausages on trees and they're swaying in the breeze
down on Barky's FarmWe've got cotton sheep and Nylon sheep and polyester sheep
and they grow the silk pajamas that you wear when you're asleep
and they graze upon the Astroturf that grows by Barky's Creek
down on Barky's FarmChorus 2:
down on Barky's Farm
down on Barky's Farm
and there's chickens with three legs laying colored Easter Eggs
down on Barky's FarmWe've got flocks and flocks of variegated porcupines
Some of them grow toothpicks instead of nasty spines
and some of them grow corkscrews for opening your wines
down on Barky's FarmChorus 3:
down on Barky's Farm
down on Barky's Farm
To grow donuts we plant rows and rows of Cheerios
down on Barky's FarmWe've a great big herd of pumpkins, some are big and some are small
You really ought to join us for the roundup in the fall
We catch 'em and we brand 'em and we sell 'em from a stall
down on Barky's FarmChorus 1... All together now!
Chorus 2... ONE more TIME
Chorus 3...Bert Hansell (2000)