Little Hawk:

85% of Chimpanzees in the USA believe that Chongo Chimp will one day be president of the United States.

I think you need to pay more careful attention to the actual wording of the questions in the poll. The chimps were asked, "If it were up to you, would you rather that Chongo Chimp become president, or Sarah Palin?" The results were: 85% Chongo 14.5% Undecided 0.5% Write-In Vote for "Mine That Bird", winner of the 2009 Kentucky Derby.