This is ground control to Major Spaw
You've really made a smell
And now they want to know who's briefs you wear

This is Major Spaw to ground control
This place it really stinks
And my nose is burning in the most-a uncomfortable way

Ground control to Major Spaw
You're brain is --there's nothing wrong
We can't hear you Major Spaw
We can't hear you Major Spaw
We can't hear you Major Spaw
Thank God......