South Park episode opens with a sign at the park's entrance:

Ur'in P P's Water Park.

the ph of the water today is:
all p no h


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The T shirt business was a total success. I sold out of all 55,000 T shirts at Metro Stations and outside the Mall for Glen Beck.

The wordy shirts went in people's bags but some folks changed into the flag wrapped cross right out in the open.

After expenses - $100,037.18 profit, as long as taxes don't enter in.
After all, with all that virually free Mexican labor, withholdings are a thing of the past.

Y'know? Its even better than slavery since I don't have to house them.

Our white heritage founding fathers would be damn proud of me.