Maybe what we need is an "Open Mic Fest" where every musican-wantabee and few ol' real musicans whos wives told them to get lost fir the day can get together...

No porta-potties unless the porta-potti guy donated 'um fri free... No rent 'cause Conrad is gonna find some ol' dude with some acerage who will allow it to be used for wahtever just so he can check out the young females that come to it... Free food, of coures, will donated by the Free Food Foundation as soon as there is one... Details...

What else??? Oh yeah, no permits because they cost money and only get the government checkin' yer stuff out...

Me thinks that it must be very nice (at times) to be Conrad... I mean, a little glue in the bag... Stick yer head in and get a big ol' sniff and life is real good fir about 2 minutes and then it's back for more glue... From the Free Glue Foundation, of course...

B~