Since these jokes are often played in families, I'm reminded of the lock & key jokes I used to play with my son. This could be another thread, but I'm not sure there are that many of 'em, so it'd be a short thread.

Whatever kind of lock I am, you're that kind of key, OK?

I'm a big lock.
(A) I'm a big key.

I'm a gold lock.
(A) I'm a gold key.

I'm an old lock.
(A) I'm an old key.

I'm a don lock.
(A) I'm a don key.

I'm a mon lock.
(A) I'm a mon key.

[About this time, the other person notices what he's just said, and the game ends.]

I suppose there could be a thread about this kind of homophone humor (humour, to you Brits), but I can't think of too many examples except knock-knock jokes and the lock & key jokes.


Bob