Alas! A lass and a lass!
They are finally legal, at last!
To avoid gender gaff, oh,
They worship with Sappho,
And their marriage may now come to pass!

But don't shout it out on the street!
And pause 'ere you blog-post or Tweet!
It may be the fashion
To brag about passion
But by law, this permitt is discreet!