A virtual goldmine of songs is found in the "Half-Mind Hymnal" (Check the net)

Time Magazine this week has a great article on why heavy drinkers live longer than tea-totlers (Check the net)

A sample of H3 material contained in the Hymnal:
I want a beer, just like the beer, that pickled my old man.

or (directed towards some MC ladies who have discovered blogging

Thank god she finally shut up
Thank god she quit her bitchin'
Now drink your beer
Get out of here
And get back in the kitchen.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle