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Thread #8405 Message #2980195
Posted By: Jason Xion Wang
05-Sep-10 - 12:04 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req/Add: Football Crazy
Subject: Lyr Add: FOOTBALL CRAZY
Football Crazy (Traditional???)
Well, you all know my big brother and his Christian name is Paul He's lately joined a football club for he's mad about football He has two black eyes already and teeth out from his gob Since Paul became a member of this terrible football club
For he's football crazy, he's football mad And the football it has taken away the little bit of sense he had And it would take a dozen servants to wash his clothes and scrub Since Paul became a member of this terrible football club
At the first match that he played at, I was there myself and saw Two turf sods for goalposts and a tin can for a ball And the lord mayor he was there himself and all the ladies grand Paul got an orange box and made a whole grand stand
For he's football crazy, he's football mad And the football it has taken away the little bit of sense he had And it would take a dozen servants to wash his clothes and scrub Since Paul became a member of this terrible football club
In the middle of the field one afternoon, the captain said to Paul Would you kindly take this place kick since you're mad about football He took forty paces backwards and he shot off from the mark And the ball went sailing o'er the bar and landed in New York
For he's football crazy, he's football mad And the football it has taken away the little bit of sense he had And it would take a dozen servants to wash his clothes and scrub Since Paul became a member of this terrible football club
Oh, his wife says she'll leave him if Paul he doesn't keep Away from football kicking every night time in his sleep For he calls her (someone's name unknown)* and other things so droll Last night he shot her out of bed and swore it was a goal
For he's football crazy, he's football mad And the football it has taken away the little bit of sense he had And it would take a dozen servants to wash his clothes and scrub Since Paul became a member of this terrible football club