"It takes ten thousand hours of trial and practice to master something, and that's for a known field."

Flip me! I don't know where you get yer flippin' numbers from, Amos, but you are, like, WAY off, eh? It only took me, like, a coupla hours prackise to, like, totally master openin' them old stile beer bottles with my teeth. No word of a lie, man. The trouble is, though, mosta the new bottles have them tops that come off real easy so it ain't no challenge at all enny more. Even a major looser and total wimp can do it now. Too bad, eh?

- Shane

p.s. I am back. Time to flippin' cleberate, man!