Well, that's it...

'Nuff of this Hitlerized book burnin'z... I mean, anyone can burn books... Hitler did... Right???

Unless the right wing quits threatenin' to use 2nd Ammendment remedies to get their way then I am prepared to adopt the cutest little puppy... Ahhhhh, geee, isn't he cute... and burn the sumabich!!!

Yezzir... I will do it... I got matches...

Not only that, if FOX-TV doesn't quit showing NASCAR races when the Simpsons are supposed to be on then I'm gonna burn my old jock strap...

Hey, ya'll... Ya' ain't messin' with no ordinary person here!!! I got matches and I know how to light 'um...

B~