Hi George

Would I qualify as a younger singer?
Looking forward to seeing you there, but not as much as I'm looking forward to seeing Joyce.
Be warned; Fowler has been to the tabloids and is about to release an expose of the antics that the pair of yis got up in your private boudoir in Howth in the very recent past; something concerning what you did to the contents of a large plastic bottle with some form of a "Jemmy" that you might or might not have added some "Pep" too. All I can say is that it sounded disgusting. I'm only sorry that I wasn't there to witness at first hand what the pair of yis were up too. Eh! would you care for a ménage á trois on the next occasion? (but without kiss-and-tell Fowler)

Fergus