Tam dear,

Can I hire someone else to take over one or 2 of these nightly perambulations?

Yes! As a matter of fact you CAN! When you wake, next, in that mode, try to remember (program it as you fall asleep) that Susan is taking the 1 AM and 3AM pee for you as I head back into my bedtime audiobook to drift back out. I can take the 6AM one as well (with stair-climbing up to finish the Rental Room), so you can work in your overnight exercise as well. I'll just think of you when I do them, and ask that they be slid over to your column-- I have excess of each I'll gladly share!

~Susan
(Perhaps you are essentially "OK" because no whiskertwitchery yet)