Forgot to say - saw the Carrivick Sisters at Seaford Folk Club last Friday nights. The little devils were drinking champagne from my shoe before sliding off in to the night in their Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé.

It's a life, eh? Good luck with the truffles, Ralphie - see you at Sotheby's for the Old Masters sale next Thursday.

Now, where's my "Old Folkies" edition of the Les Paul 1955 Gold Top... I know I put it somewhere... must have left it in the jacuzzi...