Sorry to hear that Art. Skin cancer? Too much sun?

With my slice and dices, partial parotidectomey on the right, full on the left, I have developed stories... too much milk and cheese and such doesn't sound very macho. Now, the chainsaw story is good. The hockey stick story is okay in the right crowd.

Perhaps your's could be, "It was either the pack of pit bulls or me." Or about the night you kicked Mike Tyson's ass.

Just funnin. I find humour, even inane humour, such as this thread is a daily requirement for sanity. Whatever floats yer boat eh?