A woman meets her pastor in the grocery store.
"Reverend, how do you keep your teeth so bright? Mine always look dingy."
"Oh," replied the minister as he hurried on down the aisle, "I use bleach."
The woman thought that was pretty strange, but, "Well, if it works for him, it should work for me."
So she goes home and starts to brush her teeth with bleach. Of course, she got awful burns and was in pitiful condition at the hospital.
The preacher came to see her and asked, "Madam, why on earth did you do such a thing?"
She struggle to speak through her tortured mouth, "Ooo thaid ith aat ooo oose."
"But, madam," he responded, "I thought you understand that I have dentures."

Sorry, couldn't resist. I've saved that joke for 30 years, now I can be freeeee of it! Nya-ha-HA!

Giac ~:o)