Hi,
Oh, so now it's chords you want. Nag, nag. Okay, here goes.

   C                      C7
  I could learn to read Vietnamese by myself
       F                            Fm
   And I could even teach it to my good dog Ralph       C                                A
   And I could learn to read you every book on the shelf
      D                                   G
  And I could read your future like the Oracle of Delph-i
   C                      C7
   I could identify any flower by it's colour
      F                        Fm
  And I could swim as fast as Johnny Weismuller
                C                   A
   But I could never learn to get along without you baby
             D                         G        C
  Don't you run away from me 'cause I sure dig sex

    E7             
   You can get love from your Momma or your Pappa
   Am
      You can get hot from tortillas and lasagna
    E7
   You can get steam from a turkish or a sauna
           D                      G
  But you get all three when you make it with me
   G
  Baby.....

     C                            C7
  I must admit it gets me in the solar plexus
           F                                 Fm
   When I think about the differences there are in the sexes
   C                  A
   Pizza and beer are neat.
                 D                        G
   But when you get right down to it, it just can't compete
          C               C7
   With good old double-s-e-double-x
          F                     Fm
   It's camper than Batman and bigger than Texas and
    C                  A
   You're concave and I'm convexus
    D               G       C
   Welcome to the world of sex

    

  E7
   Do I want you, is the Pope catholic
   Am
   Do I love you, is a rubber band elastic
   E7
   Do I need you, is the atom Bomb drastic
   D7             G
   Let's be heterosexually
       C                    C7
   Entwined, we fit like a Hong Kong suit dear,
  F                   Fm
   I dig you more than I dig root beer
    C                     A
  Big green peas need a big green pod
        D                        G
   And I'm just a sittin' here needin' your bod
           C                            C7
   So why dont' we go walkin' through fields of clover
    F                       Fm
   Then lie down and kinda talk things over
        C                           A
   You never know what's going to happen next
           D        G          C
   In the wonderful world of...sex.

There. Can I have my jello now? Owl.