"if they are both homeless and card carryin' members of the Tealiban Party"

Another if. You are really good at operating on ifs rather than facts soow about determining the outcome of this "if":

What if they were homeless and not card carrying members of the "Tealiban Party"

Can you show us one of those cards?

Or would you rather base your "if then" "facts" on bullshit that does not even exist?

Maybe one of those cartoon characters on the Simpson's has a Tealiban membership card you can direct us too.

UAW members carry cards don't they? Would you like some buzzed up boozed up stoner alky building your car?

What if your car was assembled by drunk potheads?

Can you give us some insight on that?