I'm telling you, Bobert, the American people would LOVE Chongo once they really got to know him. No one can pin the "wimp" label on this ape. No one. He makes the Republicans look like weak-kneed pansies. He trades flinty-eyed glares with Clint Eastwood over shooters at the bar and never blinks. And the really great thing is......all that and he's NOT a Republican!

Do you realize he intends to dismantle ALL foreign American military bases located outside the continental USA and Hawaii, and bring the troops home? Including Guantanamo and the ones in Iraq and Afghanistan and Japan. Chongo doesn't believe it's right to base your troops and weapons on other people's land, and he won't stand for it. The Republicans will think the world has come to an end when Chongo gets elected. He would also arrest all the top bankers of the largest banks for having caused the national currency to be degraded in value about a hundred times over since 1904 through their financial pyramid schemes, and would bring in Chongo Dollars which would be tied directly to the gold and silver standard, thereby being real money instead of monopoly money. All your Chongo greenbacks could be redeemed in bullion or coin upon demand. It would put an end to the constant decline in the value of American currency.

Amos already has a copy of a Chongo Dollar which I sent him...preliminary artwork. Ask him about it. He'll tell you.