Who gives a flying ,er, duck what Emma 'Miss Money-Sterling' Thompson thinks? As if she never said the word 'bollocks' or 'reet thar lar' whilst hoofing it around the stage with the other footlights wallahs.

Far more interesting is the development and evolution of the language as catalogued by that esteemed, swollen organ The Profanisaurus.

Now I'm off to hang a rat.

Bostin!