Farmer, dirt poor, picked up his daughter at the train station. She was the first person in family to graduate not only from high school, but also from college.

As they drove back to farm she said, "Daddy, I have to tell you something. I ain't a virgin anymore."

Tears immediately filled the old man's eyes and he slammed to stop at the side of the road.

"Daddy," she said, "it's not that big of a deal."

Her father, sobbing, slumped over the steering wheel, said, "We mortgaged the farm so you could get a college education! And you still say 'ain't'!!"