Ring, ring, ring Hey, LeeJ and Spaw, I've got a call coming in now!

"Hello, Mudcat Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed Thread-a-Thon, may I help you? Uh-huh, that's right it is the home of Max and the Elves. Yes, we also have Big Mick who is in charge of Fertility Rites. What!? No! He is not offered for any sized donation. Listen, you just post to the Thread-a-Thon and I'll forget you ever asked that. Yeah, yeah, alright, my collar is not hot. Just a sec, I'll ask.... Hey, LeeJ, Spaw! we got any more of those thong potatoes left for the one-posting gift? I got another Big Mickluver on the the line!"