Here's one I just got via email, from one old guy to his brother (our friend) and forwarded to me-- I'm gonna call THEM! :~)

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"Be who you are and say what you feel....Because those that matter.... don't mind... And those that mind.... don't matter."

BREAKING NEWS!!
To save the economy, in September, 2010, the U.S. Government will start deporting all of the old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. I started crying when I thought of you.

RUN, YOU OLD BUZZARD, RUN!!

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I replied that I would drive-- since I am the last one among us who can recall the tunes. (Our friend founded our band, and many car rides have been enjoyed doing chores and reviewing material for the Band.)

As we so often say around here, "THEY KNOW WHO TO CALL."

~Susan